I am the meanest mother fucker in the valley.
We the unwilling led by the unqualified to kill the unfortunate die for the ungrateful.
Holy shit.
That’s so powerful.
Holy fucking shit.
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Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.
WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE
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- being inside of fog
- when people look at you in the eyes the entire time they are saying your name
- when the stranger you smiled at smiles back even happier than you
- when the sun hits you and your skin gets that unraveling feeling
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i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit
What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?
fuck
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